scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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