just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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