Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
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What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
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Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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