is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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