guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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