threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I am available for nakedness
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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