Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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