sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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