I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
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He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
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He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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