I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
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