How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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