Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
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I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
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Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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