She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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