she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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