STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
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She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
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How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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