Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
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I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
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I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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