One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
A+ Viking dick
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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