i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I have already put on my inside pants.
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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