just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
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How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
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You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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