This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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