And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
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I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
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all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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