I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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