i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
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More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
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Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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