So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
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