READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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