you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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