i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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