Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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