I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Randomize
