im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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