My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
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I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
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I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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