Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
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When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
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Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
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