Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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