i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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