I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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