I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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