hell yes lets make some ravioli
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
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