yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
I am one with the molecules
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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