Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
I love you.
Bad choice
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