dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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