my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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