woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
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Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
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Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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