dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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