I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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