I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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