Is it normal to miss your booty call?
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
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we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
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You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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