their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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