You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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