Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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