Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
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Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
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The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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