Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
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I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
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We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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