She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
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I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
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From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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