Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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