i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
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You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
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being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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